This is Le Golf
No Wankers
Speak your brain...
"I thought it was a shocker, poorly organised and equally poor company, all in all a waste of a weekend. Highlight - leaving on Saturday, Lowlight - arriving on Friday"
"Highlight for me was Bag corking the word "tnuc" on his forehead using the mirror in the bogs at 3am Sunday, then stumbling in to the bar to find the hen night in there too, and in a fit of unusual good manners - he had asked the member of a previous hen party whether all the girls on it were ' as ugly as you'!!!"
"oh dear I think I've wet the bed"
"And finally the ultimate golfing moment was FBD's hook onto the A338, followed by him clutching his head, running off the tee, shouting....S**t, Bang, Crash !!!"